Jack Shawty

Shawty gonna wanna hug, so feel his lovely lady lumps.

Jack bleeds patchouli and sweats out hash oil. His dream is to make love to Salinger on a bed of nutella, while having his testicles massages gently by Kiera Knightly. Jack is an oustanding member of SSDP and NORML, meaning he's hippie scum.

The details on his birth are unsure, but he is said to have floated ashore from scandinavia inside a large coconut sometime during his infancy.