Zack

Born Zack Psychedelic Sunrise, Zack is a guitarist, vegan, jew, pacifist, hippie good for nothing piece of shit. He can usually be found smoking pot, or tripping and playing guitar wacking off.

Zack's Mom
Zack's mother is known for having the biggest tits ever. After she turned 13 her boobs grew to size over 9000, attracting many pedophiles. Being a jew her boobs are commonly reffered to as "jewbs" (Jewish Boobs [lol]). Unfortunately, as she is now an old lady Jew, the sag factor on her massive mammaries has taken the former "World's Best Jewbs" and turned them into something resmbling a pair of tube socks, probably ones that a giant would wear, filled with oatmeal.

Guitars
Amber (Lyon Stratocaster) - This was Zacks first guitar. After his second guitar was bought it sat in his room. It was then 4 years later carried around a mall and sold to a random person for 10 dollars so he could get a pack of Newports.

Customized Schecter C-1 Classic - This guitar was his first real guitar and his workhorse guitar for many years. Never developing any connection with it, it was eventually pawned. The money was then spent on over half an ounce of headies which was smoked in under 17 hours.

Debbie (Totally Custom From Scratch Strat) - Debbie is Zacks pride and joy. It's a vintage white strat that was hand made by a luthier specifically for Zack. He would kick elderly women in their ribs to protect it.

Favorite Drugs
Pot - Zack started smoking in 8th grade, which is when he fell in love. He then smoked every day thereafter, and still does to this present moment.

LSD - Zack doesn't know when he started taking LSD, but he hasn't stopped since.

Mushrooms - Zack has been eating mushrooms since his sophmore year. He eats them less frequently than LSD, but still way to much.

Ecstacy - He doesn't roll on his own very frequently, but loves to mix it with psychs.

Nicotine - Smokes two packs of Newports a day because he's an idiot.

Jenkem - Started jenkem at the ripe old age of fetus, hasn't looked back since. Frequently challenges hobos to jenk-offs.