Bajeda

Bajeda or "Baj" was born before the Universe was created and is rumored to be living somewhere on Jupiter presently. On the first day Baj created drugs. On the second day Baj did every drug. On the third day Baj created God. From there God created the Universe and for the first 10 billion years of existence Baj and God would party it up doing all sorst of crazy drugs. After a while Baj got bored of partying with God and noticed there was this sweet planet called Earth with a bunch of crazies on it. Baj thought it would be fun to party withall the crazies so he told God he was going to go down to Earth and pretend to be his son. Not everyone bought into this so eventually Baj was killed by some crazy guy named Hitlerbot-420. Luckily for Baj he had the power to not die so he decided to chill in some galaxy far, far away until the time was right. After about 2 millenia Baj came back to the earth in his current form of Bajeda. The only known picture of him is a winking smiley face. During his second stint on earth Baj became a poster in the Drug Thread. His knowledge is still talked about to this day as he trained many young druggies in his ways. Baj does not post in the DT anymore and is most likely residing on Jupiter experimenting with RCs so he can enlighten all humans on their effects. He will one day make his third trip to Earth and return with all the different drugs of the Universe to spread amongst the humans because he enjoys how crazy people become on drugs.