Cody

Born on a stormy night, in a gruesome, Spongebob fueled haze, the Cody is best observed in his natural habitat and state; the chat, and drunk, respectively. While usually friendly, the Cody can quickly become violent, and scare certain others into typing so fast on their iPod touch (read as: mobile porn device) that a clusterfuck of the English language like 'xomfong' results.

When such an event occurs, the Cody turns gleeful, spreading lulz to all the good boys and girls of the DT. In this sensitive time, the Cody also leaps from tree to tree with unalloyed joy, beating his chest and crying out "XOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shortly after the festivities subside, the Cody will fall back into his drunken, silly stupor for another long winter of hibernation, picking bugs from his fur and eating them, and forging for hops to make more and more of his fermented funnyjuice.

Sometime between the year 2007-2009, Cody was stoned and made a pact with a group of roaming werewolves on the Texas panhandle. He failed to live up to his half of the bargain, in turn they stole his maiden and his cannabis. They taunted him night in/night out for months on end, till Cody A. Dick formulated a plan and battled the werewolves. For five days and five nights he chased them across three state lines till he sealed the Werewolf Kings heart inside an emerald. Got his bitch, got his bud, when home and toked up.